My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
there’s always that one person where you’re like “i literally hate every opinion that comes out of your mouth”
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.
"boys don’t like girls who wear make-up."
"boys don’t like girls who eat too much."
"boys don’t like girls who talk too much."
sounds like boys are gay.
Hehehe, Liz rocks.
sherlock: this woman is dead
lestrade: okay...i was hoping you'd expand on that
sherlock: this woman is hella dead
Color photographs of Berlin in full decoration for the 1936 Olympics.
Watching Doctor Who with these two cuties
you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me.
Living with a dog is like having a furry drunk person following you around all the time.
I can actually sense a dog in my future.
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